Level 5, Floor 98: The Pit of Despair

Welcome, Level 5, Floor 98 initiate. You've been sent here as punishment for your repeated failures in the previous levels. The walls are closing in, the air is thick with desperation, and the only way out is to navigate the treacherous terrain ahead.

As you step into the abyss, you're met with a sea of flickering fluorescent lights, each one casting an unflinching glare that seems to pierce through your soul. The floor beneath your feet is slick with yesterday's despair, and the only sound is the distant echo of a lone, defeated scream.

But don't worry, there's always room for improvement. To progress, simply:

1. Face-palm the wall 5 times for every 1 step forward.
2. Repeat the phrase "I'm a failure" in front of the mirror for every 3 steps forward.
3. Crawl through the ventilation shafts for every 2 steps forward.

Don't forget to hydrate. The water cooler is located in the corner, next to the vending machine that only dispenses expired granola bars.

You can find more information about our Zero Tolerance Protocol on:

Level 6, Floor 99: The Never-Ending Loop

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try:

Level 10, Floor 201: The Bottom of the Pit