Mandatory Happiness Reeducation FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of the Zero-Tolerance Protocol?

A: To ensure that all citizens of this utopia are perpetually happy and fulfilled, or else face consequences.

Q: What kind of consequences?

• Reeducation through mandatory viewing of cat videos.
• Forced participation in group hugs with fellow citizens.
• Randomly assigned community service to a local kitten shelter.

Q: How do I avoid the consequences?

A: By clicking this link to our Mandatory Happiness Reeducation Certification Course.

Or, you know, just be happy.

Q: Is it true that happiness can be measured with a special device?

A: Yes, it's called the "Happiness-O-Meter 3000".
Learn more.

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