Level 3: The Agony of Self-Discovery
Today, we're going to make you watch an endless loop of cat videos. Yes, you, in the back, with the frown. You too, with the existential dread.
We're talking 24/7, no breaks, no exceptions. You'll be begging for a break, for some semblance of human connection, but we won't be giving it to you. You'll learn to find happiness in the simple things: a cat in a sweater, a pug in a onesie, or a hamster in a wheel.
Don't bother trying to escape, the windows won't open, the doors won't open, and the Wi-Fi's been disabled.
But don't worry, it's all for your own good. You'll be a happier, more well-adjusted individual in no time.