By order of the Supreme Sun Commissioner, it is hereby decreed that all citizens must view the sun at least 3 times a day for optimal productivity and happiness. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, up to and including forced viewing of our national pastime: extreme knitting.
Viewing times are as follows:
Remember, citizens: sunlight is life!
Sunscreen Protocols are available for those with sensitive skin.
Sun Safety Tips are also available for those who insist on doing things their own way.
Don't forget to report your daily sun viewing times to the authorities.