Code Red: Medical Emergencies

Subpage 1: Critical Care for the Critically Inept

When a medical emergency arises, our highly trained team springs into action.

Or, if you're like us, you just wing it and hope for the best.

Either way, we've got a zero-tolerance policy for:

• Sloppy medical records
• Inadequate patient care
• Unsanitary conditions
• Excessive whining

Subpage 2: Zero Tolerance for Whining