Zero Tolerance Protocol: Mega Violations

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• Any and all infractions will be met with extreme prejudice.
• Repercussions will be swift and merciless.
• Offenders will be subject to the full force of our displeasure.

Mega Violations Include But Are Not Limited To:

1. Exceeding the speed limit of 0.5 miles per hour on the office treadmill.
2. Misusing the company coffee machine to store your own personal snacks.
3. Refusing to acknowledge the presence of a meeting in progress.

Severe Consequences May Include:

• A mandatory 30-minute meeting with HR to discuss your behavior.
• A sternly worded email from management.
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: parking, snacks, and bathroom use.

Subpages:

• Lesser Violations / Lesser Consequences
• Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) - Because We're Not Totalitarian
• Infractions of the Protocol - Because You're Not Trying Hard Enough

Disclaimer:

By accessing this site, you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of the Zero Tolerance Protocol.