Uncle Jimmy's Zero Tolerance Protocol: Mega Violations Edition
Warning: This is not a drill. The rules are about to get real broken.
Uncle Jimmy's Mega Violations Edition of the Zero Tolerance Protocol is not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for a more... shall we say, 'relaxed' approach, you're in the wrong place.
Violations Include, But Are Not Limited To:
- Excessive use of the phrase "my bad"
- Repeatedly using the word "suddenly" in a single sentence
- Failure to properly address a coworker's stapler jam
- Unsolicited advice on how to eat a salad
- Using Comic Sans in a business setting
Don't say we didn't warn you...
View the full list of rules
Or, if you're feeling particularly brazen, report a violation.