According to our Zero-Tolerance Protocol, refusal to wear the Pin is considered a MAJOR offense.
Our team of highly trained and heavily armed officers will now be dispatched to your location to rectify the situation.
They will be equipped with the latest in Pin-Induction Technology, guaranteed to make you wear the Pin.
Resistance is fruitless. You will be fitted with the Pin, and you will like it.
For more information on the Pin, see:
Failure to comply will result in further action. Read on...