Bathroom Security Measures

As part of our Zero Tolerance Protocol, we have implemented a state-of-the-art bathroom security system. This includes:

• 360-degree mirrors for optimal surveillance
• Biometric scanning for unauthorized users
• Automated soap dispensers that dispense nothing but water (for hydration tracking)
• A ceiling camera with a red ring of shame for anyone who doesn't flush

Don't even think about attempting to disable the system. Our anti-espionage measures are top-notch.