Bathroom Security Measures
Warning: You Are Being Filmed
As part of our Zero Tolerance Protocol, we have implemented a state-of-the-art bathroom security system. This includes:
- 360-degree mirrors for optimal surveillance
- Biometric scanning for unauthorized users
- Automated soap dispensers that dispense nothing but water (for hydration tracking)
- A ceiling camera with a red ring of shame for anyone who doesn't flush
Don't even think about attempting to disable the system. Our anti-espionage measures are top-notch.