In the interest of maintaining an environment conducive to productivity and sanity, this protocol has been established to address the most egregious of offenses: Bubble Wrappers.
Bubble wrappers, those insidious creatures that seek to ensnare unsuspecting victims in a sticky, plastic trap of their own design, are hereby forbidden.
Repercussions for violating the Bubble Penalty Protocol will be swift and merciless:
First Offense:
A sternly-worded warning, delivered via carrier pigeon.