Zero Tolerance Protocol: Subsection B-A

Article 1: The Rules Are Clear, But Not Actually Followed

Here, you will find the most basic and obvious set of rules, clearly laid out, but somehow nobody follows them.

For example, Rule 1: Don't touch the cat. It's not that hard to avoid cat hair on your keyboard.

Read more about the futility of Rule 1 See the Appendices for more rules

Article 2: The Pun Zone

Pun Zone is where all the fun happens! Here, we have a special set of rules that are completely made up and not actually enforced.

Pun Rule 1: You must use alliteration in your sentences. It's not that hard, come on.

Read more about the art of alliteration