Here in Subsection B-C, we take the art of wordplay very seriously. Our team of expert linguists (and one accountant) work tirelessly to eliminate any and all puns from the site. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.
But don't be fooled, our pun-free content is not as dry as it seems. We have a secret stash of Pun-Related Materials that we're willing to share with you.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to Breach the Punsquaders' Guild and see what kind of trouble you can get into.