Enforcement Protocol 9000: Zero Tolerance Policy

**SUBSECTION C: "You're So Fined"

• Subsection D: "Don't Make Us Do It Again"
• Section E: "Extreme Measures"

**WARNING**: Any attempts to circumvent the Enforcement Protocol 9000 will be met with severe repercussions, including but not limited to:

• Automatic deletion of all digital data associated with your account
• Temporary reassignment of all available snacks in the break room fridge
• Forced listening to elevator music during work hours
• Unannounced, surprise audits of your desk drawers for "unauthorized" office supplies
• And/or the dreaded "Enforcer's Wrath"

**DO NOT TEST THE BARRIERS**