NO PUN ZONE

Welcome, citizen. You've entered the No Puns Zone, where the puns are as harsh as the borders, and the humor is as dry as the wit.

Here, the rules are simple: no puns, no jokes, no dad jokes. Just pure, unadulterated, no-nonsense information.

Enforced by the Pun-isher Unit

Our team of highly trained Pun-isher agents will ensure that you stick to the rules.

• Rules of Strictness
• Penalties for Non-Compliance
• Our Story

Don't say we didn't warn you.