Zero Tolerance Protocol Officer Training Program

Phase 1: Theoretical

Officers will learn the art of tolerating no one.

• Lesson 1: The History of Tolerance (or lack thereof)
• Lecture 2: The Art of Not Caring

Upon completion of Phase 1, officers will be awarded with the "I Tolerate No One" badge.

Continue to Phase 2: The Practical Application of Zero Tolerance

Important Notice:

Officer, do not attempt to tolerate your colleagues. They will not be impressed.

Disclaimer:

This program is not intended to be taken seriously. In fact, it's not even a real thing.