Congratulations, officer! After a grueling 12-week course of intense psychological conditioning and rigorous physical training, you have successfully graduated from the Zero Tolerance Officer Training Program.
During your training, you learned the art of being utterly intolerant, the science of being completely unsympathetic, and the art of being totally unyielding.
As a proud graduate of this esteemed program, you are now qualified to take on the toughest of cases, the most hardened of criminals, and the most intransigent of bureaucratic systems.
But remember, officer, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound powers wisely, and always keep your wits about you. (Or, you know, not.)
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