Phase 1: Theoretical

Introduction

Welcome, cadets. In this esteemed program, you will learn the fundamentals of our beloved Zero Tolerance Protocol. A program designed to turn you into the most feared and respected law enforcement officers in the land.

Phase 1: Theoretical will cover the core principles of our protocol: the art of being completely and utterly intolerant.

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Key Takeaways

• The importance of being completely intolerant
• The art of making eye contact without blinking
• The correct way to stand with an air of menace

Remember, officers, a good Zero Tolerance Protocol officer is always prepared to NOT tolerate.

Hyperlink to Subpage: Subpage 1: Sociological Sensibilities

Required Reading

• "The Art of Intolerance" by Officer McTolerance
• "Zero Tolerance Protocol: A Field Guide" by Chief Wannabeer

Reading these texts will give you a solid foundation in the principles of our beloved protocol.

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Quizzes and Exercises

Complete these quizzes and exercises to test your knowledge.

1. Quiz 1: Intolerance
2. Quiz 2: Sociological Sensibilities

Disclaimer

By participating in this program, you agree to not sue us if you fail the final exam or become overwhelmed by the sheer intolerance.

Hyperlinks

• Frequently Asked Questions
• Officer Certification Program