Welcome, officers! Phase 3: Theoretical is where the rubber meets the road. Or should I say, where the logical fallacies meet the cognitive dissonance.
In this grueling phase, you will be presented with complex ideas that will make your head spin, your eyes water, and your brain hurt. But don't worry, it's all in the name of justice and public service.
Remember, officers: the goal of Phase 3: Theoretical is not to drive you mad, but to prepare you for the absurdities of real-world law enforcement.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your flavor.