**Total Hours Spent on Bureaucratic Red Tape:** 456
**Number of Unnecessary Meetings:** 321
**Amount of Coffee Consumed:** 1,234
**Number of Times We've Been Asked to "Just Google It":** 1,000
**Percentage of Our Time Spent on "Non-Essential Tasks":** 90%
Don't bother checking our progress, we're not really making any. Progress is just a myth perpetuated by our accounting department.
Or, if you want to see the real numbers, check out our Actual Numbers page.