Our Partners in Justice

We're not just any ordinary law enforcement agency. We're the ones who'll make you wish you had never called us.

Our team of highly trained, marginally competent officers will:

• Make you wait 4 hours for your turn
• Ask you to repeat your address 5 times
• Tell you that you're not as smart as you think you are
• Make you watch a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on the importance of proper paperwork

And that's just the beginning. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Schedule Your Appointment Today! Our Partners in Injustice (for when things go really wrong)