Our Local Garage: Partners in Justice

Welcome to our local garage, where the lines between justice and vehicular jurisprudence are blurred. Our team of highly trained and heavily armed enforcers are on hand to ensure that every vehicle that enters our premises is in perfect working order.

We take pride in our zero-tolerance policy, which includes but is not limited to:

• Issuing parking tickets for parking within 10 feet of the garage entrance.
• Conducting random searches of vehicles for any and all contraband.
• Detaining drivers for up to 30 minutes while we verify their vehicle's registration and insurance information.

Don't worry, it's all in the name of safety and security. We're not just a garage, we're a fortress.

Our partners in justice include:

• Our Unionized Employees - The men and women who keep our economy rolling (literally).
• Our Local Police Department - The men and women who keep our streets safe (from parking tickets).

So come on down and experience the thrill of our garage's zero-tolerance policy for yourself! (Please don't try to park within 10 feet of the entrance.)