Our security team is actually very nice, but we have to pretend otherwise. We're like the NSA, but with more beards.
Our zero tolerance protocol is like a game of cat and mouse, but with more cat hair on the mouse.
We're not actually watching you, but we have cameras in every room. Just don't look at the footage, trust us.
Our security team is so good, you'd think we're actually competent.
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