Our Zero Tolerance Protocol is the most aggressive parking enforcement program in the city. We have been trained to detect even the slightest hint of parking non-compliance. If you see a parking spot that is even 1 inch from the lines, we will be there.
Our officers are trained to be ruthless, with a special emphasis on targeting repeat offenders. We have a network of undercover agents who will track you down and fine you even in the most remote corners of the city.
Don't think about trying to park on the street or in front of a fire hydrant. We will be watching.