The Parody
In the spirit of our original Zero-Tolerance Protocol, we're introducing the Zero-Tolerance Protocol Parody. Because what's more fun than taking something seriously?
Here's the deal: anyone who says "I'm feeling fine" will be immediately detained for 5 minutes and forced to watch an endless loop of "I'm feeling fine" videos. Anyone who says "I'm good" will be subject to a 10-minute Goodness Grill.
Don't even get us started on "whatever."