Phase 2: Zero Tolerance Protocol

In this phase, we're cracking down on the following:

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Sarcastic comments
• Unnecessary use of sarcasm
• Unapproved memes

Failure to comply will result in:

• Immediate re-education
• Repeat offenders will be sent to "The Pit"
• Those who refuse to adapt will be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Proceed to Subphase Alpha to learn more.