Welcome to Phase 2 of our Zero-Tolerance Protocol. In this phase, we're introducing mild interventions to help you understand the importance of compliance.
We're not talking about waterboarding or anything like that. No, no. This is more like... gentle reminders, really.
Take, for example, our patented Reminder Notices. They're like friendly post-it notes that appear on your computer screen every hour or so, just to make sure you're on track.
Or, if you prefer, our Soft Hands program. It's like a gentle game of Simon says, but with actual consequences.
And, of course, our Gentle Encouragement program. It's like a motivational poster, but with more... encouragement.