Phase 3: Whispering Protocol

Enforcement Phase 3: Whispering

This phase is all about subtlety. No more shouting. We're using covert tactics to get our point across.

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Whispering Protocol Phase 3: The Fine Print

By implementing Phase 3, you are agreeing to the following:

1. We reserve the right to whisper your name over the loudspeaker during meetings.

2. We will not provide any written warnings, but will instead use hushed tones to convey our displeasure.

3. You will be required to attend mandatory whispering sessions twice a week.

By continuing, you are agreeing to these terms. Don't bother responding, we'll just whisper 'yes' back at you.

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