Phase 3 Punishment Guidelines
In Phase 3 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol, punishments become increasingly creative and severe.
Offenses
- Excessive use of the phrase "I'm just saying" - 5 points
- Failing to properly fill out a form - 10 points
- Using a company credit card for personal expenses - 20 points
- Eating the last donut in the break room - 5 points
- Using the phrase "no offense" as an excuse - 15 points
Points accumulate as follows:
- 0-10 points: Verbal warning
- 11-20 points: Written warning
- 21-30 points: Mandatory attendance at a company-sponsored team-building event
- 31-40 points: One-day suspension with a side of stale coffee
- 41 points or more: Immediate termination and a strongly-worded letter
Note: Points are awarded at the discretion of Management.
Phase 4: Rehabilitation Program
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