Phase 3 Punishment Guidelines

In Phase 3 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol, punishments become increasingly creative and severe.

Offenses

• Excessive use of the phrase "I'm just saying" - 5 points
• Failing to properly fill out a form - 10 points
• Using a company credit card for personal expenses - 20 points
• Eating the last donut in the break room - 5 points
• Using the phrase "no offense" as an excuse - 15 points

Points accumulate as follows:

• 0-10 points: Verbal warning
• 11-20 points: Written warning
• 21-30 points: Mandatory attendance at a company-sponsored team-building event
• 31-40 points: One-day suspension with a side of stale coffee
• 41 points or more: Immediate termination and a strongly-worded letter

Note: Points are awarded at the discretion of Management.