Welcome, rebels, to Phase 4 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol. You've made it this far, congratulations!
But don't get too comfortable, we've got a new set of rules to add to the ever-growing list of things that will get you terminated.
1. No more singing in the shower. It's a distraction.
2. All employees are now required to wear a name tag with their full name and title at all times.
3. The break room is now off-limits until further notice.
Don't even think about trying to sneak in a snack. Security has been increased. You will be caught.
We're watching, and we're not impressed.
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