As we enter Phase 4 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol, we're introducing a new level of scrutiny on social media. Users will be subject to a strict 24/7 monitoring system, where any post or action deemed "influencer-esque" will be automatically flagged and deleted.
Side effects of Phase 4 may include:
increased anxiety about posting anything remotely interesting or original irrationally frequent refreshing paralyzing fear of being flagged by AI-powered moderators uncontrollable urges to post about avocado toast
Don't worry, though! We're sure it's just a minor side effect of the protocol. Report any issues to our friendly neighborhood AI moderators at moderator@instagram.com