Zero Tolerance Protocol: Planetary Appeals

For the most serious of offenses

Welcome, citizen, to the Zero Tolerance Protocol's Planetary Appeals page. This is where you come to appeal the most heinous of crimes, the ones that will get your planetary banishment revoked.

But be warned: the appeals process is not for the faint of heart. Our judges are notoriously unforgiving, and our lawyers are not exactly known for their... let's say, "diplomatic" skills.

So, if you've managed to get yourself on the wrong side of the law, and your planet is on the brink of being turned into a parking lot, you might as well try your luck here.

Appeals Process

Step 1: Fill out the appeal form in triplicate, using only the finest, most expensive, imported stationery.

Download the appeal form here.

Step 2: Attach a brief, yet scathing letter explaining why your planet should not be turned into a parking lot.

Step 3: Submit your appeal to the Zero Tolerance Protocol's Appeals Committee, c/o the Intergalactic Postal System.

Submissions

We accept the following submissions:

• Submission Guidelines
• Sample Appeal Letters
• Appellant Profiles