Step 1: Wear a fedora. It's a classic.
Step 2: Use a secure, government-grade VPN. Trust us, it's worth it.
Step 3: Never, ever look at a cop.
Section A: Don't get too cocky. We're watching you.
Section B: If caught, claim you're a performance artist.
Paragraph 1: We'll take away your freedom.
Paragraph 2: You'll have to eat a whole lot of ramen noodles.
Paragraph 3: Your cat will abandon you for the government's snitch cat.