PROTOCOL 42: ZERO TOLERANCE

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that any and all forms of sloppiness, disorganization, and general shenanigans will not be tolerated.

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SCHEDULE OF ZERO TOLERANCE

• Monday to Friday: 9am to 5pm. Any tardiness will be met with stern looks.
• Saturdays and Sundays: No tolerance for weekend warriors. Get a job, get a life.
• Holidays: No tolerance for holiday cheer. Back to work, drones.

FAQs

• Q: Can I wear my pajamas to work?
• A: No. Get dressed. You'll get used to it.
• Q: Can I take a three-hour lunch?
• A: Two hours. That's it.