Warning: Prolonged exposure to this zone has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, and spontaneous combustion of your career goals.
Do not attempt to navigate without proper authorization. Failure to comply will result in the immediate deployment of our elite team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly armed "Sanity Enforcers."
Proceed to Zone 2, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, head to Zone 3, where the laws of sanity are mere fairy tales