Warning: Failure to comply will result in severe consequences.
This is not a drill.
You have been warned.
Robopig's Zero-Tolerance Protocol: A guide to avoiding the abyss of disappointment.
Chapter 1: Section 1: The Fine Art of Complacency
Chapter 2: Section 2: The Perils of Procrastination
Chapter 3: Section 3: The Agony of Apathy
You have been served.