Zero Tolerance Protocol: Sadness Simulation

Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Protocol: Sadness Simulation Program. This program is designed to induce maximum sadness in all participants. Please note that the level of sadness experienced may vary from person to person, but we guarantee a 99.9% chance of existential despair.

Disclaimer: This program is not intended to diagnose or treat actual sadness. Please seek professional help if you are experiencing sadness.