Zero Tolerance Protocol: The Sadness Simulation Program
Where Math Problems Come to Die.
Take our celebratory math quiz! (It's actually just a series of sad math problems)
Get help for your math anxiety! (Just kidding, it'll just make you worse)
Math Problem of the Day
A man has 5 apples and gives 2 to his friend. How many apples does he have left?
2 + 5 = ?
(Hint: the answer is not 7)
Want to see another problem? Here it is!
function sadness = math + anxiety * 2 print(sadness * -3)
Our Method
Our program uses advanced algorithms to generate sad math problems for you to suffer through.
But don't worry, it's all in good fun!
Want to see our source code? Here it is!