Phase 2: The Zero-Tolerance Protocol

Warning: This is not a simulation. This is the real thing.

As a reminder, Phase 1 was a success. People were sufficiently miserable. We are now entering Phase 2, where the misery reaches new heights.

Subpage: Enforcer Training Program - Where we train the best of the best to become the most efficient misery-dispersers in the world.

Subpage: Sadness Quantification Tools - Because you can't quantify what you can't see.

Subpage: Phase 3 Preparations - Where we prepare for the inevitable.