Phase 4: The Descent into Madness

Welcome, test subject, to Phase 4 of the Sadness Simulation Program. This is where things get really interesting.

You've been subjected to 3 phases of increasingly absurd scenarios, and now you're ready for the final test: complete and utter madness.

You'll be presented with a series of challenges designed to push your sanity to the limit. But don't worry, it's all in good fun... or is it?

Proceed to Challenge 1: The Never-Ending Loop of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Optional: Experience the Side Effect Simulator

Get a Sneak Peek at Phase 5: The Unraveling of Reality

Disclaimer: Phase 6 is not yet implemented. Don't worry, it's just a placeholder.

Phase 7 is completely and utterly nonsensical. Do not proceed.

Note: If you're feeling overwhelmed, don't hesitate to send us some feedback.