For those who dare to take their tactile exploration to the next level, we present:
Whispering Wall Technique – An art form where you whisper your deepest, darkest fears to the wall, and the wall whispers back its unrelenting disdain.
Tactile Terror Therapy – A series of intense, unguided touch exercises designed to break you, not build you up.
Sonic Braille – A revolutionary new system where you tap out messages in Morse code, but instead of hearing, the wall echoes back in an endless cacophony of cat meows.