ENFORCEMENT ZONE 3: WHERE THE RULES GO TO DIE

Welcome to Zone 3, where the concept of "zero tolerance" has been taken to an absurd extreme. Here, the rules are not just enforced, but worshipped. And if you dare to break them, you'll be met with the full force of our ENFORCEMENT.

We're not just talking about parking tickets, we're talking about infractions, penalties, and revocation of privileges. If you're looking for a place to test the limits of human sanity, you've come to the right place.

Note: The links provided are to fictional subpages, and are meant to be humorous and part of the satirical tone of the site.