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Subsection 1: The Bureaucratic Red Flag System
Our patented Bureaucratic Red Flag System is a cutting-edge technology designed to detect and prevent any and all attempts at efficiency or productivity.
Learn more about the Bureaucratic Red Flag SystemSubsection 2: The Department of Redundancy
We have a dedicated team of experts in the field of doing the bare minimum. Their work is a testament to the power of doing absolutely nothing.
Meet the Department of Redundancy