Zero-Tolerance Protocol - Section 9: The Unyielding Enforcer

This is Section 9 of the Zero-Tolerance Protocol, where we get really, really strict.

Rule 901: Excessive Procrastination Will Not Be Tolerated

Don't even think about it, just do it.

Subpage 901: Procrastination Prevention Tactics

Rule 902: Excessive Coffee Consumption Will Not Be Tolerated

No more than 2 cups of coffee per hour, or you're done.

Subpage 902: Coffee Consumption Control

Rule 903: Excessive Use of the F-Word Will Not Be Tolerated

No more than 3 uses of the F-word in any given conversation, or you're done.

Subpage 903: The F-Word Filter

Rule 904: Excessive Prolonged Use of The Toilet Will Not Be Tolerated

No more than 5 minutes in the bathroom, or you're done.

Subpage 904: Bathroom Time Management