Mandated Silence: The Bureau of Unyielding Silence

By order of the Ministry of Unrelenting Silence, all speech and noise are strictly prohibited within a 500-meter radius of this location.

Failure to comply will result in immediate and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:

• Forced attendance to a reeducation camp of silence
• Reassignment to a remote work-from-silence program
• Mandatory participation in a series of grueling silence-augmentation exercises

We are committed to making your silence a priority. To report any noise or disruptions, please contact the Silence Hotline at NoiseReportingLine@SilenceGov.org

Or, if you're feeling extra-silent, try the Silence Swap Program – where we'll swap your voice for a complimentary set of noise-cancelling headphones.

Don't forget to follow us on the Silent Socials: Silencebook, Silencebook Alt, and InstaSilence.