The Silence Permit Application Form
Submit your application for the coveted Silence Permit today!
Reason for Silence:
Desired Silence Duration:
1 hour
1 day
1 week
1 month
Forever!
Silence Reasons:
I'm tired of small talk
I need to meditate
I'm allergic to productivity
Agree to terms of silence:
SUBMIT
Related Pages:
Silence Permit FAQ
Silence Permit Approval Process