Level: 5
Congratulations, agent, you have reached a level of proficiency that is almost certainly beyond human capability. Your mastery of the Zero-Tolerance Protocol is so vast, it's as if you've been secretly studying the ancient art of ninjutsu with a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated raccoons.
Requirements:
- Ability to recite the entirety of the ZTP in 5 seconds or less
- Flawless execution of the 3.14 step sequence
- Proficiency in at least 3 forms of hand-to-hand combat, including but not limited to: 3.14 Step Sequence, Zero-Gravity Assistance, and Burn Unit Operation
- Ability to eat 5 bowls of ramen noodles in under 2 minutes while simultaneously executing the 3.14 Step Sequence
Upon successful completion, you will be granted access to the Bronze Certification level. But don't get too comfortable, agent. There's still much more to learn.
Remember, the Zero-Tolerance Protocol is a way of life. A life of precision, of discipline, of Zero-Caffeine Policy.