Simulation variable 1 is currently experiencing a crisis of conscience.
In this mode, our server is not only not serving the truth, but also not not serving the truth. It's a paradox of existential dread.
Our team of expert truth-avoiders is working hard to ensure that our response to this variable is not only not accurate, but also not inaccurate.
For more information on this variable, please visit our subpage: Variable 2: "The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth (Not That We Know of)"
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our experimental subpage: Variable 3: "The Variable That Doesn't Exist (But We're Not Saying It Doesn't Exist)"
Or, if you're just here for the memes, check out our subpage: Meme Variable