Simulations 1-5: Results are inconclusive.
WARNING: Simulation 3 contained an unexpected amount of existential dread.
Simulation 3 Results:
The subject was unable to distinguish between reality and the simulated environment.
A simulated subject was presented with a coffee shop and a menu of 17 different types of coffee.
Results: Subject chose "Plain Old Black Coffee".
View DetailsA simulated subject was presented with 47 different social media platforms and 17 hours of cat videos.
Results: Subject spent 4 hours watching cat videos, 2 hours posting about their lunch, and 1 hour contemplating the meaning of existence.
View DetailsA simulated subject was presented with an infinite loop of elevator music and 47 existential crises.
Results: Subject was unable to distinguish between reality and the simulated environment.
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