Zero Tolerance Protocol: Simulation Results

Simulations 1-5: Results are inconclusive.

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WARNING: Simulation 3 contained an unexpected amount of existential dread.

Simulation 3 Results:

The subject was unable to distinguish between reality and the simulated environment.

Simulation 1: "The Coffee Shop" Scenario

A simulated subject was presented with a coffee shop and a menu of 17 different types of coffee.

Results: Subject chose "Plain Old Black Coffee".

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Simulation 2: "The Social Media Experiment"

A simulated subject was presented with 47 different social media platforms and 17 hours of cat videos.

Results: Subject spent 4 hours watching cat videos, 2 hours posting about their lunch, and 1 hour contemplating the meaning of existence.

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Simulation 3: "The Existential Dread" Scenario

A simulated subject was presented with an infinite loop of elevator music and 47 existential crises.

Results: Subject was unable to distinguish between reality and the simulated environment.

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