**Speed Camera Fines: A Guide to Financial Ruin**

Warning: speed camera fines are a trap set by the government to ensnare you in a web of debt and despair. But fear not, for there is a way to escape the clutches of financial doom.

According to the Ministry of Transportation's official statistics, there have been 427,123 fines issued to unsuspecting citizens in the past year alone. That's an average of 117 fines per day, or 4.9 fines per hour, or even 1 fine every 12.5 minutes! Don't say we didn't warn you.

But don't worry, we have solutions for you! Check out our:

• Fines by the Miles: Because who needs personal space, anyway?
• Court Records Reveal Massive Disparagement of the Justice System
• Surviving Speed Cameras Without Losing Your Mind