Because your speed demons won't pay for themselves.
A $100 fine for every 1mph over the speed limit. Because, math.
You'll be receiving a complimentary copy of our speed-demonstration pamphlet to help you understand the intricacies of velocity.
Learn more about our fine structureA $200 fine for every 5mph over the speed limit. Because, emotional trauma.
You'll be receiving a complimentary session with our team of professional speed-therapists to help you cope with the stress of being ticketed.
Learn more about your mental healthA $500 fine for every 10mph over the speed limit. Because, the meaning of life is not that important.
You'll be receiving a complimentary copy of our existential crisis workbook to help you find meaning in a meaningless world.
Read more about the justification behind our fines